This morning, I got up all groggy around 7am and went to pee. I was thinking how the hell I was going to wake myself up in order to get some last minute studying done for the cell bio test this morning. As I went to grab the TP, a GIANT cockroach started crawling down the roll toward my hand. It went around the back of the piece I was about to pull off and poked its head around the side and STARED at me. I will never trust toilet paper ever again. The irony behind this entire situation besides the fact that I'm wide awake from the adrenalin rush is that the roach was hanging out on my last roll of toilet paper.